Delightfully tangy, yet robust.
zestyoranges:

PLEASE ENJOY THIS HELLA GAY ZEST

zestyoranges:

PLEASE ENJOY THIS HELLA GAY ZEST

weh I got a bad case of the lonelies

person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
{X}

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

prguitarman:

madisonelawrence:

funkies:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

I have never watched a better video in my entire life.

oh this is a glorious mess AHHAHAH

What

90,888 plays!

seventhelement:

scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being

okay I hardly slept I’m going back to try and sleep wish me luck

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

zzazu:

Payment is accepted in the form of gold bars, credit card, or indentured servitude. Damaged products are sold ‘as is’ and are not eligible for refunds, even if their frontal lobes are missing.

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

Android user: My Galaxy S5 has 16 gb of RAM and a 16 megapixel camera. What does your shitty iPhone have?
iPhone user: Emojis
Android user: damn :/